do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.9 billion for
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust